Thursday, May 4, 2023

may 4th [story]

 here's a little story for you:


there once was a person who lived on top of a mountain


they were born on top of the mountain

and had known nothing else


they could see a village below

and they liked sending rocks and mud down the mountain


the villagers never seemed to know why this would happen

so the jerk on the mountain thought the villagers must be dumb or else they themselves were some kind of god - or both - but for some reason, not neither...


anyway, it took a very long time for someone to finally go up the mountain and tell the jerk to fuck off


the first couple times, it was so much nicer on top of the mountain that the angry villager would stay instead


when someone eventually got up there who was willing to tell them all off

they tried to push them back down the mountain


moral of the story:

this is part of why

the world as we know it today

sucks

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